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I thought Santa’s sack was only brought out on Christmas… awk

I thought Santa’s sack was only brought out on Christmas… awk

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How do you like my new bumper sticker?

How do you like my new bumper sticker?

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Be the grossest person at your superbowl party with buffalo wing cupcakes!

Be the grossest person at your superbowl party with buffalo wing cupcakes!

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Because you entered 36-12-45 but its really 36-12-54

Because you entered 36-12-45 but its really 36-12-54

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Ever wondered how Russian’s deal with constipation? Ever wondered why there wasn’t a statue of such a scenario? Here ya go

Ever wondered how Russian’s deal with constipation? Ever wondered why there wasn’t a statue of such a scenario? Here ya go

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Never fly Virgin Airlines. That shit was weird.

Never fly Virgin Airlines. That shit was weird.

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Are you seein what Im seein? They did a really good job trimming those hedges.

Are you seein what Im seein? They did a really good job trimming those hedges.

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This is what happens when prostitutes go to zoos, save some molestation for the kids! Selfish bitch

This is what happens when prostitutes go to zoos, save some molestation for the kids! Selfish bitch

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